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Player Unlocks are a feature added in 25w14craftmine. They allow the player to purchase upgrades for Experience.

The Player Unlocks menu can be opened from a button inside the player's inventory, or by pressing U.

List of player unlocks

Exploration

Icon Unlock Name In-game Description Hint (if hidden) Parent XP Cost Unlock Effect Additional Prerequisites
Exploration Get off to a flying start! - 1 +10% Movement Speed, +20% Sneaking Speed
+1 jump Reach new Heights! Exploration 20 +1 Jump
+1 jump What could go wrong? +1 jump (1) 24 +1 Jump
+1 jump A valuable trove +1 jump (2) 26 +1 Jump
+1 jump I have to save the princess! +1 jump (3) 28 +1 Jump
+1 jump Imagine falling from this +1 jump (4) 30 +1 Jump
+1 jump What comes up, ... +1 jump (5) 32 +1 Jump
+1 jump Gotta reach the top of the castle +1 jump (6) 34 +1 Jump
+1 jump Not scared of heights are you? +1 jump (7) 36 +1 Jump
+1 jump Don't look down +1 jump (8) 38 +1 Jump
+1 jump You won't get any higher than this +1 jump (9) 40 +1 Jump

Grants "Jump King" Advancement

Elytron A singular one +1 jump (10) 50 Grants the player 1 elytra on mine start
Booster The state of the art mode of transportation, totally safe! Elytron 50 Grants the player 10 firework rockets (flight duration 1) on mine start
MEGA JUMP Where did the gravity go?! Some things jump high +1 jump (1) 5 Jump height gets set to ~12-ish blocks Kill a rabbit
Safe Falling This might help now MEGA JUMP 15 +6 Safe Fall Distance
Learning Get more experience after each Mine Exploration 2 Grants 10% more xp when returning to the Hub from a Mine
Learning 2 Get more experience after each Mine Learning 4 Grants 10% more xp when returning to the Hub from a Mine
Learning 3 Get more experience after each Mine Learning 2 6 Grants 10% more xp when returning to the Hub from a Mine
Learning 4 Get more experience after each Mine Learning 3 8 Grants 10% more xp when returning to the Hub from a Mine
Learning 5 Get more experience after each Mine Learning 4 10 Grants 10% more xp when returning to the Hub from a Mine
Learning 6 Get more experience after each Mine Learning 5 12 Grants 10% more xp when returning to the Hub from a Mine
Learning 7 Get more experience after each Mine Learning 6 14 Grants 10% more xp when returning to the Hub from a Mine
Learning 8 Get more experience after each Mine Learning 7 16 Grants 10% more xp when returning to the Hub from a Mine
Learning 9 Get more experience after each Mine Learning 8 18 Grants 10% more xp when returning to the Hub from a Mine
Learning 10 Get more experience after each Mine Learning 9 20 Grants 10% more xp when returning to the Hub from a Mine
Learning 11 Get more experience after each Mine Learning 10 22 Grants 10% more xp when returning to the Hub from a Mine
Learning 12 Get more experience after each Mine Learning 11 24 Grants 10% more xp when returning to the Hub from a Mine
Learning 13 Get more experience after each Mine Learning 12 26 Grants 10% more xp when returning to the Hub from a Mine
Learning 14 Get more experience after each Mine Learning 13 28 Grants 10% more xp when returning to the Hub from a Mine
Learning 15 Get more experience after each Mine Learning 14 30 Grants 10% more xp when returning to the Hub from a Mine
Learning 16 Get more experience after each Mine Learning 15 32 Grants 10% more xp when returning to the Hub from a Mine
Learning 17 Get more experience after each Mine Learning 16 34 Grants 10% more xp when returning to the Hub from a Mine
Learning 18 Get more experience after each Mine Learning 17 36 Grants 10% more xp when returning to the Hub from a Mine
Learning 19 Get more experience after each Mine Learning 18 38 Grants 10% more xp when returning to the Hub from a Mine
Learning 20 Get more experience after each Mine Learning 19 40 Grants 10% more xp when returning to the Hub from a Mine

Grants "Sigma Grindset" Advancement

Wing Guardian Leaf In Ocean Feathers can help you reach for the sky The first pioneers of flight weren't always successful, maybe you can do better after unlocking the spell book Exploration 10 Using a Feather gives you 5 seconds of Levitation and 10 seconds of Slow Falling Take more than 10 fall damage after unlocking the Spellbook unlock
Pathfinder Stop hitting yourself (when using Eye of Exit) Exploration 10 Using Eye of Exits no longer hurts you
Lodestone Exits Compasses point to the nearest exit Pathfinder 15 Makes all compasses point towards the nearest Mine Exit
Starter Compass Gives a starter compass, how handy! Lodestone Exits 20 Grants a compass on Mine start
Need for speed Amazing game, and super fast! Exploration 5 +10% Movement Speed
Need for speed: II Wow, and this is even better Need for speed 10 +20% Movement Speed
Hot Pursuit Maybe this is as good as it gets? Need for speed: II 20 +20% Movement Speed
Shazboots! Terrain permitting, practice skiing if you can. VGS! Hot Pursuit 40 Grants a pair of Shazboots! on mine start
Amphibian Fast as the fish! Need for speed 5 +50% Underwater Speed
Swift sneaking Sneak as fast as when holding both 'w' and 'a' or 'd' Need for speed 2 +50% Sneaking Speed
Swiftest sneak Now this is possibly even faster than running? Swift sneaking 4 +50% Sneaking Speed
Speedrun Gotta go faster! Need for speed 5 Grants 2 minutes of Speed II on mine start
Let's get Pearling Best mode of transportation! Pooof, and it's somewhere else? Exploration 5 Grants 5 ender pearls on mine start Kill an enderman
Pearltastic Gimme more, MORE! Let's get Pearling 10 Grants 10 ender pearls on mine start
When yhou just can't get enough! PEARLOMANIAC Pearltastic 25 Grants 25 ender pearls on mine start

Crafting

Icon Unlock Name In-game Description Hint (if hidden) Parent XP Cost Unlock Effect Additional Prerequisites
Crafting Imagine taking two things and combining them into one! - 1 Unlocks the ability to craft in crafting tables
Apprentice Smelter You dabble in smelting Crafting 4 Grants a furnace and 32 coal on mine start
Master Smelter You have mastered the art of smelting Apprentice Smelter 8 Grants a blast furnace and 64 charcoal on mine start

Overrides Apprentice Smelter unlock

Heart of gold Gain more experience from things smelted Master Smelter 15 Doubles the value of metal ingots and netherite scrap
Heart of Netherite? Gain even more experience from things smelted Heart of gold 15 Multiplies by 8 the value of metal ingots and netherite scrap

Overrides Heart of gold unlock

Pockets Maybe you shouldn't hold all of those blocks in your hands Crafting 2 +9 inventory slots
Deeper Pockets Wouldn't it be nice if you had some more slots? Pockets 15 +9 inventory slots
Deepest Pockets Surely you wouldn't need any more slots? Deeper Pockets 30 +9 inventory slots
Bundle of Fortune Here's a bundle of random stuff, don't question it Deepest Pockets 50 Grants a bundle with a random item on mine start
Enchanting Heh, imagine wasting experience points on this Pockets 5 Grants an enchanting table on mine start
Magic Kit Every apprentice needs this Enchanting 15 Grants 3 lapis lazuli and 5 bookshelves on mine start
Master Magic Kit We grant you a seat at the council, but we do not grant you the rank of master Magic Kit 25 Grants 9 lapis lazuli and 15 bookshelves on mine start

Overrides Magic Kit unlock

Runemaster A PhD in Enchanting? In this job market? Master Magic Kit 35 Grants 18 lapis lazuli and 30 bookshelves on mine start

Overrides Master Magic Kit unlock

Leaf I'm pretty sure this is misnamed Defeat a fiery flying enemy Runemaster 50 Grants a Fire Wand on mine start Kill a blaze
Dragon Fire Add a bit of draconic flair to your fireballs Get some first hand experience with dragon fire after unlocking the spellbook Leaf 10 Changes the Fireball that the Fire Wand uses into a Dragon Fireball Get damaged by a dragon fireball entity after unlocking the Spellbook unlock. Impossible in vanilla Survival, as these fireballs deal no contact damage.
Heart of the Oak Watch out for the wind! Kill a bouncy breezy enemy Runemaster 50 Grants a Wind Wand on mine start Kill a breeze
Enigma There and back again Kill a terrifying teleporting enemy Runemaster 50 Grants a Displacement Wand on mine start Kill an enderman
Efficient Enchanting By combining the aether-flux with quantum displacement while clamping the manifold parameters required to channel the arcane infusion hex we may temporarily fold this plane of existence to subvert the requirement of equivalence of exchange Master Magic Kit 35 When enchanting, decreases XP usage with enchantments that cost 1 or 2 XP
Alchemy A brewing stand for all your brewing needs Pockets 15 Grants a brewing stand with only one potion slot on mine start
Mise en place Mommy never had to face the dinner rush Alchemy 30 Grants 16 glass bottles, 4 nether wart, 4 glistering melons, 4 sugar, and 2 blaze powder on mine start
Allez Cuisine! Add a little flair to your brewing Mise en place 35 Grants 4 redstone dust, 4 glowstone dust, 4 gunpowder, and 4 spider eyes on mine start
Haute cuisine Now you're cooking Mise en place 35 +2 brewing stand potion slots
Inventory Crafting Ability to craft in the inventory! Crafting 2 Adds the 2x2 crafting grid inside the player's inventory
3x3 Inventory Crafting No need for a crafting table Have you tried crafting yet? It's pretty cool! Inventory Crafting 33 Adds the 3x3 crafting grid inside the player's inventory Craft anything
Artisan Crafting Are you sure you need all of these materials? You can never have too many crafting tables 3x3 Inventory Crafting 50 When crafting, gives a chance to save some resources from crafts Craft a crafting table and manually move it into your inventory
Crafting table This might come in handy to always have Inventory Crafting 10 Grants a crafting table on mine start

Gatherer

Icon Unlock Name In-game Description Hint (if hidden) Parent XP Cost Unlock Effect Additional Prerequisites
Gatherer Crops, berry bushes, and bee hives have a chance of dropping extra loot - 1 Crops, berry bushes, and bee hives have a chance of dropping extra loot
Collector Now those are some long arms! Gatherer 25 Increases item pickup distance to 10 blocks
Dirt Enjoyer You enjoy the value of dirt Gatherer 2 Dirt provides twice as much experience when returning to the Hub from a Mine
Apprentice Shoveler Working your way up in the shoveling business Dirt Enjoyer 5 Grants a wooden shovel on mine start
Journeyman Shoveler It's hard work, but someone has to do it Apprentice Shoveler 15 Grants a stone shovel on mine start

Overrides Apprentice Shoveler unlock

Expert Shoveler No mound is safe Journeyman Shoveler 25 Grants an iron shovel on mine start

Overrides Journeyman Shoveler unlock

Master Shoveler A tool fit for the Dirt Master Expert Shoveler 35 Grants a diamond shovel on mine start

Overrides Expert Shoveler unlock

Dirt Fanatic You enjoy dirt more than others Dirt Enjoyer 5 Dirt provides four times as much experience when returning to the Hub from a Mine

Dirt will get thrown out of the player's inventory every few seconds

Overrides Dirt Enjoyer unlock

Dirt Lover I love Dirt, Dirt loves me back? Dirt Fanatic 10 Dirt provides six times as much experience when returning to the Hub from a Mine

Dirt will get thrown out of the player's inventory every few seconds

Overrides Dirt Fanatic unlock

Dirt is Butter Carve through dirt like butter! Dirt Lover 10 The player can almost instantly mine dirt with an empty hand or dirt
Mmmmm Dirt Butter I crave more! Dirt is Butter 20 The player can instantly mine dirt with an empty hand or dirt

Dirt gets thrown out of the player's inventory at a faster rate

Dirt Connoisseur I wonder if it tastes like butter as well? Mmmmm Dirt Butter 25 The player can eat dirt, and eating any other food deals damage

Dirt gets thrown out of the player's inventory at an even faster rate

Hunter Aren't these supposed to be the other way? Anyways, animals killed have a chance of dropping extra loot Gatherer 2 Animals killed have a chance of dropping extra loot
Starter Campfire You get a Campfire to start with Hunter 5 Grants a campfire on mine start
You Are the Campfire Do I need to say it again? You are the campfire! Starter Campfire 50 (Visually) Sets the player's hands on fire.

Attacking a mob with an empty hand sets the mob on fire. Left-clicking any block with an empty hand places a Fire. (You are incapable of extinguishing fires with an empty hand.) Holding any campfire-cookable item in your hand (offhand as well) cooks them (i.e. Raw Porkchops -> Cooked Porkchops, Raw Beef -> Cooked Steak, etc.) after a short time (Time varies between cooks, cook time in independent between main hand and offhand.) (Cooked items are dropped in-world in front of the player.)

Mining What it's all about Gatherer 2 ?
Underwater miner Submerged mining efficiency Win a map in a place where water is everything Mining 4 Improves underwater mining efficiency Win a mine using the Water World ingredient
Mining effeicency Dig, dig Mining 5 Improves mining efficiency
Mining effeicenter Dig, dig, dig Mining effeicency 10 Improves mining efficiency
Mining effeicentest Dig, dig, dig, and dig Mining effeicenter 10 Improves mining efficiency
Starting pickaxe Look at that, imagine starting with that Mining effeicentest 10 Grants an iron pickaxe on mine start
Silky pick More ore? Starting pickaxe 15 Grants a golden pickaxe with Silk Touch and Unbreaking I on mine start

Overrides Starting pickaxe unlock

Ore Seeker More for ore! Silky pick 20 Doubles the value of ore blocks. Does not affect nether quartz ore
Ore Seeker: 2 Even more, more for ore! Ore Seeker 20 Octuples the value of ore blocks. Does not affect nether quartz ore

Overrides Ore Seeker unlock

Lucky pick Ore more? Starting pickaxe 20 Grants a diamond pickaxe with Fortune III, Efficiency IV, and Unbreaking I on mine start

Overrides Starting pickaxe unlock

Rare Earth Specialist You yearn for rare earth materials Lucky pick 20 Quadruple the value of Diamond (1.0 to 4.0), Lapis and Redstone (both 0.02 to 0.08).
The Mining of the Sea Increases your luck while fishing Gatherer 2 Increases your luck while fishing
Angler Were you catching fish with your bare hands? The Mining of the Sea 5 Grants a fishing rod on mine start
Spearfishing Are you sure this is the right tree? Angler 25 Grants a trident on mine start
Poseidon Might as well run with it Spearfishing 45 Grants a trident with Loyalty III and Unbreaking III on mine start

Overrides Spearfishing unlock

Combat

Icon Unlock Name In-game Description Hint (if hidden) Parent XP Cost Unlock Effect Additional Prerequisites
Combat Gain an advantage in battle - 1 +2 Attack Damage
Spellbook Endless possibility... with the right tools! Combat 10 Allows the player to complete some of the hidden unlocks
Archer We would've called this unlock sagittarii but someone said it sounded weird and that no one speaks Latin anymore Combat 10 Grants a bow on mine start
Quiver Hey, you forgot these Archer 10 Grants 16 arrows on mine start
Fletcher Wouldn't it be nice if you had somewhere to make more arrows? No? Alright, these will have to do then Quiver 20 Grants 64 arrows on mine start

Overrides Quiver unlock

Arrowverse Shoot to your heart's content. Don't forget your bow! Fletcher 30 Gives you 16 arrows every 30 seconds when you're holding a bow
Tracker They're not getting away Quiver 20 Grants 16 spectral arrows on mine start
Armaments Stick and stones may break your bones, but they probably shouldn't Combat 10 Enables the inventory armor slots

(Note, the player can put on armor before unlocking this by right clicking with a piece of armor)[1]

Decked out Made from the finest leather Armaments 20 Grants a full set of leather armor on mine start
Full Metal A full suit of armour, no alchemy needed Decked out 40 Grants a full suit of iron armor on mine start

Overrides Decked out unlock

Doctors order Bring a snack with you Armaments 15 Grants 5 apples on mine start
More Apples Bring a meal with you Doctors order 15 Grants 10 apples on mine start

Overrides Doctors order unlock

Golden Apples Bring a feast with you More Apples 15 Grants 5 golden apples on mine start

Overrides More Apples unlock

Warded Better safe than sorry Combat 15 Grants a shield on mine start
Shield Bash You know, I never knew you could just put this in your main hand Warded 15 Hitting a mob using a shield gives them 2 seconds of Slowness 127 and Weakness 127
Fire Shield Your shield now comes with complimentary fire immunity Maybe DO touch the campfire after unlocking the spellbook Shield Bash 15 Right-clicking with a shield grants 5 seconds of Fire Resistance Stand in fire after unlocking the Spellbook unlock
The Natural Evolution of a Shield Made from the heaviest matter in the universe Shield Bash 50 Grants a mace on mine start
Training Sword It might not be much, but it's yours Combat 5 Grants a wooden sword on mine start
You call that a knoife? Upgrade your starter sword Training Sword 25 Grants an iron sword with Sharpness III and Sweeping Edge I on mine start

Overrides Training Sword unlock

Shiny Sword I can't believe they're just handing these out! You call that a knoife? 30 Grants a diamond sword with Sharpness III, Sweeping Edge II and Looting II on mine start

Overrides Training Sword and You call that a knoife? unlocks

No Nether Needed Definitely worth the investment! Shiny Sword 50 Grants a netherite sword with Sharpness V, Sweeping Edge II and Looting II on mine start

Overrides Training Sword, You call that a knoife? and Shiny Sword unlocks

Chopper Works for trees and limbs Combat 5 Grants a wooden axe on mine start
Viking This woodcutter is also good at sailing Chopper 25 Grants an iron axe and oak boat on mine start

Overrides Chopper unlocks

Berserker What's better than one Diamond Axe? Viking 35 Grants two diamond axes and an oak boat on mine start

Overrides Chopper and Viking unlocks

Varangian These trees will rue the day they crossed you Berserker 50 Grants a netherite axe with Sharpness V and Looting III and an oak boat on mine start

Overrides Chopper, Viking and Berserker unlocks

Pets

Icon Unlock Name In Game Description Hint (If Hidden) Parent XP Cost Unlock Effect Additional Prerequisites
[2] Pets This one's just here to annoy you - 0 Grants an egg on mine start
Pet Chicken More courageous than you think Pets 10 When set as "active", spawns a Pet Chicken on mine start
Pet your pets Can I pet that DAWG? Pet Chicken 10 Allows the player to right click their pet to summon heart particles around them
Pet Armadillo Rollout! Pet Chicken 30 When set as "active", spawns a Pet Armadillo on mine start
Pet Frog This one won't turn into a prince Pet Chicken 15 When set as "active", spawns a Pet Frog on mine start
Pet Axolotl He likes you a lotl Pet Frog 15 When set as "active", spawns a Pet Axolotl on mine start
Pet Turtle A shell of protection Pet Axolotl 15 When set as "active", spawns a Pet Turtle on mine start
Pet Cow The cow says: "Moooooo" Pet Chicken 15 When set as "active", spawns a Pet Cow on mine start
Pet Mooshroom The hivemind echoes in your head: "MOOOOOO" Pet Cow 15 When set as "active", spawns a Pet Mooshroom on mine start
Pet Cat Pawsitively Purrrrfect Pet Chicken 15 When set as "active", spawns a Pet Cat on mine start
Pet Fox What does it say? Pet Cat 15 When set as "active", spawns a Pet Fox on mine start
Pet Polar Bear Nice kitty! Pet Fox 30 When set as "active", spawns a Pet Polar Bear on mine start
Pet Wolf Who's a good boy? Pet Cat 10 Spawns a Pet Wolf on mine start
Direwolf The bigger the better Pet Wolf 25 Makes the Pet Wolf twice as big
Armor up Always wear protection Pet Wolf 10 Gives the Pet Wolf wolf armor
Descendant of Sif[3] Voracious like no other Pet Wolf 35 Makes the Pet Wolf hold a netherite sword in its mouth, causing it to attack hostile mobs
Pet Bee Bzzzzzzzzzzz Pet Chicken 15 When set as "active", spawns a Pet Bee on mine start
Pet Slime Sticky! Pet Chicken 30 When set as "active", spawns a Pet Slime on mine start
Pet Creeper This one is more "Aww cute!" than "Aww man!" Pet Slime 100 When set as "active", spawns a Pet Creeper on mine start

School of Hard Knocks

Icon Unlock Name In Game Description Hint (If Hidden) Parent XP Cost Unlock Effect Additional Prerequisites
School of Hard Knocks Take your time when learning - 1 Halves the amount of xp gained when returning to the Hub from a Mine
School of Actual Hard Knocks Take your time when mining School of Hard Knocks 5 Decreases mining speed
Rewrite in Rust Rewrite your gear in rust School of Actual Hard Knocks 15 Decreases armor toughness
Extra Firepower Enhances fires near (and on) you Rewrite in Rust 25 Increases the player's burning time after being set on fire
Proper Walking Pace Why the rush? Extra Firepower 35 Decreases movement speed
Thorns++ Make sure to report any bugs to /dev/null Proper Walking Pace 45 Creates a large explosion every time the player takes any damage, effectively killing the player.
Note: this effect is also active in the hub; the explosion is able to destroy the Mine Crafter, which would prevent the player from creating any more mines.

Trivia

The total experience cost of every single unlock is 2,847 levels.

Navigation

  1. The player is wearing Iron Armor with the armor slots being blocked out.

  2. This unlock uses a custom item texture that needs to be added, showing an egg with a heart on the bottom left of it.
  3. Descendant of Sif is a reference to the Dark Souls boss, Great Grey Wolf Sif, who also uses a sword in its mouth [1]